i am on tiktok

fool — why do you come here? what are you hoping to find? some relief from your suffering? an entertainment perhaps? the feeling, albeit fleeting, that you're not alone? that i am still, or again, here, with you, for an hour, or a day — a minute even? or that i never left?

(oops i am sorry, that was mean of me...)

try again :

hello! welcome. you are funny and cute. i like you 😀❤️🌻

and, if you like me too, we could be friends yes? not on facebook but for real. you could subscribe to my newsletter and/or join my cult and/or give me some (or all!) of your money ha ha.

and yes, i am on tiktok.

(but the first part, that will be my epitaph.)